Yes, he's insanely hot, BELIEVE ME, I know!  He's perfect in every way, I mean, look at him!  He's just... just...  Hang on, I need a moment.  ... ... ... :deep breath:  Ok, so now that we've all established that, and now that there are 8 septillion blogs and pages devoted to how unspeakably hot he is, I think the point has been amply made.  As such, I am going to focus on some of the other hotties of the Mets and of the other teams, because there are a whole lot of them, and they are WELL worth making note of.

But make no mistake, David Wright, you are the hottest of them all, and I am right here for you If you should ever need anything, just ask!!!  Those extra push-ups I do every day?  Those are for you, super-hot David Wright.  FYI.

Okay, just had to get all of that off of my chest, ready to talk about the rest of the baseball hotties, which is like, 90% of baseball, globally-speaking, so there's still a whole lot to talk about, I say.

But not that David Wright, I will fight from writing about him with all of my (swiftly increasing, thanks to his hotness motivating me to do extra push-ups) strength!

:far off stare:  :dj'ing at an official mets postgame party fantasy:

This is going to be a challenge.

It is just unreasonable... why would anyone need to be this handsome??